fReaKfuRz - A Counterculture Phenomenon

2007-08-15T11:41:00.001-07:00

willy gustavo wats is on a little research adventure to spain, austria, croatia, greece and turkey. don't you worry though, he is with his crazy dank and will soon return to create more madness and cuddles and delicious furzy fun~! in the mean time, enjoy all the photos, videos, art, and stories here on the freakfurz blog. become a freakfurz myspace friend. and check out willywats on youtube.com, hours of videos and subscriber links are sure to entertain!

FrEakfurZ hit stores!!! On SALE Now at Pull My Daisy - Silverlake

2007-06-14T21:46:00.000-07:00

get 'em while their hot, furry and full of fun.

the FrEakfuRz are making their way around this great town of ours...

Pull My Daisy of Silverlake just caught a few.

go release 'em damNit!!!
what you want them to be put to sleep... you inhumane heartless B@$T@#&!
you need a little freakin FrEakfurZ more than anyone!

Pull My Daisy is located at:
3908 W. Sunset Blvd.
cross street - Hyperion Ave.
open - Mon-Sat 11am-7pm; Sun 11am-6pm
but they are going fast so feel free to call ahead.
(323) 663-0608

GO BUY THEM NOW!
...you are getting very spend thirsty.

ok
that's all.
luv,
willy wats

FrEakfurZ hit stores!!!

2007-06-14T21:36:00.000-07:00

Uncle Jer's in Los Feliz likes 'em...
in fact they adopted a dozen of those ne'fur'ious freaks, and they are all ON SALE NOW!!!

so go say hi to Uncle Jer himself, rub a frEafurz in the fuz while you're at it and buy one for that special someone who deserves more excitement in their life!

Uncle Jer's is located at:
4459 West Sunset Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90027
open: Mon-Sat 11am-7pm
Sun 12pm-6pm
call for directions... (323) 662-6710

frEak-o-the-wEek-fuRz

2007-01-18T16:27:00.000-08:00

according to the ancient chinese calendar: "2007 is to be the most phenominal and perhaps revolutionary year in history." it has been said for centuries that one day the beasts of this world would join man-kind in a syncronized union of love and harmony; but with a saucy side.

you see 2007 is the year of the boar and snake and horse-baby, the monkey-rooster-dog and the two tailed sheep-bird.

it is the year of fuzzy peace... the year of love and lubricated harmony.

it is the year of the frEak
-fuRz!!!

and we are celebrating with the FREAK-O-THE-WEEK-FURZ... a new creation to start your week off right.

so celebrate the frEak in you, the freAk in mE, tHe fReAk in aLL oF uS!!!

some call 'em art, others call them the deviously sexy creatures of the underworld. we call them frEakfuRz.

they have two heads and five legs and make up the softer fluffier side of your cuddly childhood nightmares... but 'evEryoNe's gOt a faVorIte' - frEakfuRz

find your frEak-o-tHe-weEk-fUrZ here

2006-12-15T13:28:00.000-08:00

This woman wants us gone. You'll soon know why...HELP.
-frEakfurZ

fReaKfuRz ABUSE - Animals of Warfare

2006-12-15T13:27:00.000-08:00

Dr. A. Talylor of the S.G.T.C.L. has been working tirelessly to warn the public of the dangerous experiments and mutations of animals since he defected from the secret organization in the late 90's... in an effort to subjugate the international war/trade propogation (k102-act18*) the S.G.T.C.L. has illegally been capturing and altering animals and freakfurz alike. Stop the abuse of power now!

investigate the issue yourself.

go to:
animals of warfare

take action!!!

frEakfuRz sIghTings

2006-12-15T13:26:00.000-08:00

frEakfurZ are out there... they roam the underground party scene, live on secret baked poppy treats and devour your nasty thoughts. few have been sighted in the light of day but these devious and lovable hybrids surface in the strangest of places and thanks to you their presence is felt.

keep your contributions coming... if you see one roaming about our streets, photograph it, sketch it, stencil it in its place, but for the love of GGGod let us know!

email your frEakfuRz inspired art to willywats@gmail.com and get in with the frEaKs!

coMplEte frEakfuRz sightings gallery hErE!

good one y'all

2006-12-15T13:18:00.000-08:00

us fReaKfuRz loVe yoU toO jeNny

2006-12-15T13:17:00.000-08:00

"freaKfuRZ isn't just amazing artwork, it is a way of life, a way of dressing,laughing,giving,speaking and life-loving! freaKfurZ is the new world order... get ready... freaKfurZ season is now... and it's freaKfurZ-hot all up in this biatch!
Thank you for changing my freaKfurz-out-look-on-life!Everyone who was lucky enough to be there this Halloween owes you their new freaKfuRZ-world!" --jenny rocksusto

we love you too jenny! we love you and david and all you fReaky furZy frEaks... if we had it our way we would just crawl up in your beds and live out our lives in sweEt nightmarish bliss.

keep your thoughts coming... your hopes and wishes and sexy desires too... some day all the freaks will come out from their hiding spots and we can laugh in sobby eyed and mad, cuddly wails together, amongst the scattered feathers and cup cakes crumbles...

'till then

the bitter sweets of sir heffington and the fingered dancers

2006-12-15T13:13:00.000-08:00

if you stayed 'till the bitter sweet... you saw 'sir heffington and the fingered dancers' dance an epic ode: boobies and feathers and hugging, balloons, and girating and chocolate solos with nasty sex dreams of sweaty never endings, until ten tippy toed beg for more ovations brought it all crashing down and we slept filled up and satiated at last.

TeDdy BeAr sKin rUgs

2006-12-15T00:46:00.000-08:00

onE of A kInd, hAnd mAde, tWo hEaded TeDdy BeAr sKin rUgs
approximately 7ft x 4 and 1/2ft
reeeAL fAke fUr:
cOw
bEnGaL tIgeR
Zebra
Giraffe
pOLaR bEaR
GriZzly
BrOwn
blAck BeAr $1200.oo per
[NO StUffEd AniMaLs wEre hArmed in the sEwing of thEse Sculptoral crEationS]

'crAp piCtuRes tAken by aN aMateur'

2006-12-15T00:30:00.000-08:00

'beaked thing goes to New York' a.k.a. 'crap pictures taken by an amateur'

ryan templeton
4x6 framed prints matted on brown paper. check them out

originals available $10

mOre RocksustO and thAt DaMn SeXy CreW

2006-12-15T00:12:00.000-08:00

hold your tongue richard aveton. Rocksusto and cReW DaMn sexy have doubled your elephantitus luv. Rocksusto in coordination with Crew Damn Sexy and newly enlisted stArlet Ryan Templeton shot this series originally intended to be projected at the frEakfurZ mAsQueRade baLL gallA eVent, haLLowEen '06. the full series is here, uncencsored, unedited and commercial free
rocksusto a.k.a. one sexy bitch ass sista from another mista

for more work by the photographer go to: rocksusto.com - get more rocksusto in your life

the not quite so visions of a child

2006-12-14T16:17:00.000-08:00

jmay
the brilliant
autistic
eight year old
electro-engineer
is so
so
so much more
than just a preschooler
and boy did he/she love the party

8 1/2 x 11 crayola portraits
mounted on construction paper

RocksUsto & creW dAmn seXy

2006-12-14T16:00:00.000-08:00

enjoy

stacks stacks and more stacks

2006-12-14T12:46:00.001-08:00

jason byal has done it again!
to view click here
30 x 30 photographs developed on aluminum
10 original works printed in series of 20
$75.oo per

to order contact willywats@gmail.com

Portraits from the Ball - Halloween Masquerade Ball '06

2006-12-13T14:01:00.000-08:00

they ate
they drank
they danced
they got freaky

the eXpErienCe - a Halloween of frEaKs

2006-12-13T13:32:00.000-08:00

come in and see for yourself...

Freakfurz Halloween Masquerade Ball '06

2006-12-13T12:22:00.000-08:00

frEakfuRz are having a little bitty ditty: a HaLLoweEn MasQueRAde BaLL!!!

oh yes they are throwin another bash, and this time it's down and dirty
tuesday OcToBer 31st - 7pm

it's time for your freaky furry tricky treat...

spring sprung, they freaked like rabbits, and a whole new batch is born!!!
dress as your freakiest furz, there's no hiding, you are the event and the freak...
come celebrate some freakfurz inspired art
take over the dance floor while the aerialists do their work and enjoy:
sir heffington and the fingered dancers
skanky interactive photo shoot
s&m performances
furry burlesque bods & side show freaks
not to mention oysters, cupcakes, champagne, a manic shot tender and too much much more...
your gonna want your dollar bills for this one

it's fun for the whole family! ...or not

it's the frEakfurZ Halloween Masquerade Ball!!! ...the best damn web launch in history!

captured, tagged, released... one freakfurz at a time. The Insider Files Are Here.

2006-12-12T11:14:00.000-08:00

Since the developed rumors of the U.S. Government's secret testing and creation experiments with animals and freaks alike Willy Wats, in coordination with the WOAstudio, has worked tirelessly, dedicating endless hours, in an effort to catch, tag and release freakfurz in their very unnatural habitat. The rumors of dangerous "Science" related influences on these young innocents has spread across the country. Every day is a race for the impurity of their young plushy souls. In the hopes of discovering and unleashing the truth behind these horrendous acts, detailed records have been kept... the insider files are here .

frEakfuRz LoOt

2006-12-07T18:19:00.000-08:00

frEakfuRz LoOt - frEaky tees ...the last of the one of a kind hand made originals designed by local stencil artist b.A. *10 bucks a piece or best offer. to order email willywats@gmail.com
gaLLeRy of frEakfuRz LoOt

his name is 'Squigs'

2006-12-07T18:10:00.000-08:00

he draws in the night... roaming the city streets for the lost and dejected freaks... and with the quick graceful gestures of his hand and ink pen, he can give man spider legs and a fish scales or turn and twist the most horrendous of childhood nightmares into cuddly freakfurz of luv. his name is 'Squigs' you will know him by his illustrations in ink.

adventures of eL

2006-12-07T17:14:00.000-08:00

Elanor Godfrey
photo series on paper
10 4x5 original prints

the hook goes where exactly?

2006-12-07T16:55:00.000-08:00

lady 'Berlin' wanted in on some good old fashion hog tying and frEakfuRz aim to please... with the help of the lovely and wicked Chanta Rose, lady 'Berlin' was rigged to her hearts content. 'double the plush double the luv' found his/her/their way in on the innocently nasty fun. Photography by Zev Berman. wow!
for more images by the Zev Berman just bite the freak

"all the better to see you with" a portrait

2006-12-07T12:23:00.000-08:00

Elizabeth McFadden - photographer, musician, and fine artist, sent the frEakfurZ a little gift in honor of their first big party. She calls it "all the better to see you with." This original charcoal portrait of little 'oDd-er mE' is something like 18 inches wide and 32 inches tall. She said they could sell it but they like it too much. They hung over their mantel. Before they go to sleep, they like to stare at it and tell scary stories eating their cocroaches and tomboy booger snacks. Thanks Liz

the beast got loose...

2006-12-07T11:59:00.000-08:00

...during the freakfurz birth in february '06, brianna's beast got loose, some lil devil backed her into a corner and snapped these. check em out...

aka "stacks" byal

2006-12-07T11:58:00.000-08:00

four 30x30 original prints up close
jason byal is six feet, three and a half inches of photographic genius! He has been a comrade to the freakfurz revolucion since its conception... founder of his own art gallery, and married a european supermodel. We love him and you will too... find out more at: www.moebyal.com

frEakfurZ - Febrary 06 gallery show and opening party

2006-12-04T15:57:00.000-08:00

spinning wildly
i am the decrepit freak
tomorrow i'll wake

the day after is always a heart breaking backwards dance. the abundant sugar space looked resentfully naked without our work hanging. the last load packed; erin thrust a boot in my crotch and said, "well, we'll just have to do this again won't we!?!"

sitting here now, i can't help but think we've barely begun. these aren't toys or decorations or funny little gifts to pass around... these are the remembrances of youth mutated by time, your childhood nightmares made huggable... freakfurz are as unique as the eye that makes them beautiful and everyone's got a favorite. best of all, no two favorites are a like; you're probably the only one that likes the one you like, cause you're probably the only one that understands that strange little three headed killer rabbit-donkey within you. so more and more people want one for themselves which means more and more have to be made, born into captivity until the next party sets them free.

for the CoMpLete pHoTo GaLLeRy eXpeRiEnce. . . jUst cLicK herE!

frEakfurZ hit YouTube - watch out, they'll get cha!

2006-12-04T13:05:00.000-08:00

watch the original frEakfurZ video now

freakfurz the first - a photo gallery

2006-11-16T00:34:00.000-08:00

see something like all the rest

the fReaKfuRz are born

2006-11-16T00:14:00.000-08:00

The invitation for the first event [February 3rd, 06]... and a mighty fine beginning at that

from the basement

2006-11-15T19:05:00.000-08:00

...where 150 freakfurz and one life of heart ache was born.
[submitted by jenny rocksusto of rocksusto.com]

2006-10-27T13:34:00.000-07:00

A BRIEF HISTORY OF OUR SICK SOCIAL MOVEMENT...

Hundreds of years ago, when dinosaurs roamed the land…a mutant species of furry creatures ruled the Earth.

At first glance they appeared as lovable animals, ones like we have never seen in modern times, mutated hybrids of different species. Disguised as lovable animals, these beings enjoyed a hedonistic existence of fast food, oxycotton, and unlubricated sodomy.

Small in stature, they were aggressive and inconspicuous, elements that were necessary for survival amongst the dinosaurs. With time and the discovery of poppy plants, these little creatures began a stoned reign of terror, humping anything in their path and by anything I mean ducks, chickens and other creatures with a large sphincter and ones that lays eggs.

The dinosaurs would soon vanish, but the furry creatures would survive and thrive…that is until man showed up. Yes, over the last hundred years, these furry creatures have had to exist in the shadows of urban life, hiding in the uninhabited locations of civilized society – voting booths, libraries, parks, and strip malls.

The government discovered their existence at the turn of 20th century and did their best to hunt them down. Classified documents have dubbed them “Freak Furz” but they prefer the name “Furry Sodomites.” With their discovery, the famed hunting team of Watkins and Smith were employed by the government to see that all of the creatures were destroyed, their corpses kept for record by the family in a private collection. The job was not completed however as Watkins and Smith would mysteriously disappear in the mid-50s.

Their legacy would not be forgotten by their great grandchildren who have now picked up with where they left off. But in order to continue their mission of hunting these Freak Furz they would have to get funding.

Now for the first time, the Watkins and Smith family have released the corpses of these Freak Furz to the public. With your payment going directly to their mission of fighting these ass loving, oxycotton-taking, poppy seed popping sodomites.

Join us as we present the Freak Furz.