
This woman wants us gone. You'll soon know why...HELP.
-frEakfurZ
fReaKfuRz ABUSE - Animals of Warfare
Dr. A. Talylor of the S.G.T.C.L. has been working tirelessly to warn the public of the dangerous experiments and mutations of animals since he defected from the secret organization in the late 90's... in an effort to subjugate the international war/trade propogation (k102-act18*) the S.G.T.C.L. has illegally been capturing and altering animals and freakfurz alike. Stop the abuse of power now!
investigate the issue yourself.
go to:
animals of warfare take action!!!
frEakfuRz sIghTings

frEakfurZ are out there... they roam the underground party scene, live on secret baked poppy treats and devour your nasty thoughts. few have been sighted in the light of day but these devious and lovable hybrids surface in the strangest of places and thanks to you their presence is felt.
keep your contributions coming... if you see one roaming about our streets, photograph it, sketch it, stencil it in its place, but for the love of GGGod let us know!
email your frEakfuRz inspired art to willywats@gmail.com and get in with the frEaKs!
coMplEte frEakfuRz sightings gallery hErE!
good one y'all
us fReaKfuRz loVe yoU toO jeNny
"freaKfuRZ isn't just amazing artwork, it is a way of life, a way of dressing,laughing,giving,speaking and life-loving! freaKfurZ is the new world order... get ready... freaKfurZ season is now... and it's freaKfurZ-hot all up in this biatch!
Thank you for changing my freaKfurz-out-look-on-life!Everyone who was lucky enough to be there this Halloween owes you their new freaKfuRZ-world!" --jenny rocksusto
we love you too jenny! we love you and david and all you fReaky furZy frEaks... if we had it our way we would just crawl up in your beds and live out our lives in sweEt nightmarish bliss.
keep your thoughts coming... your hopes and wishes and sexy desires too... some day all the freaks will come out from their hiding spots and we can laugh in sobby eyed and mad, cuddly wails together, amongst the scattered feathers and cup cakes crumbles...
'till then
the bitter sweets of sir heffington and the fingered dancers

if you stayed 'till the bitter sweet... you saw 'sir heffington and the fingered dancers' dance an epic ode: boobies and feathers and hugging, balloons, and girating and chocolate solos with nasty sex dreams of sweaty never endings, until ten tippy toed beg for more ovations brought it all crashing down and we slept filled up and satiated at last.
TeDdy BeAr sKin rUgs


onE of A kInd, hAnd mAde, tWo hEaded TeDdy BeAr sKin rUgs
approximately 7ft x 4 and 1/2ft
reeeAL fAke fUr:
cOw
bEnGaL tIgeR
Zebra
Giraffe

pOLaR bEaR
GriZzly
BrOwn
blAck BeAr $1200.oo per
[NO StUffEd AniMaLs wEre hArmed in the sEwing of thEse Sculptoral crEationS]
'crAp piCtuRes tAken by aN aMateur'

'beaked thing goes to New York' a.k.a. 'crap pictures taken by an amateur'
ryan templeton
4x6 framed prints matted on brown paper. check them out originals available $10
mOre RocksustO and thAt DaMn SeXy CreW

hold your tongue richard aveton. Rocksusto and cReW DaMn sexy have doubled your elephantitus luv. Rocksusto in coordination with Crew Damn Sexy and newly enlisted stArlet Ryan Templeton shot this series originally intended to be projected at the frEakfurZ mAsQueRade baLL gallA eVent, haLLowEen '06. the full series is here, uncencsored, unedited and commercial free
rocksusto a.k.a. one sexy bitch ass sista from another mistafor more work by the photographer go to:
rocksusto.com - get more rocksusto in your life
the not quite so visions of a child

jmay
the brilliant
autistic
eight year old
electro-engineer
is so
so
so much more
than just a preschooler
and boy did he/she love the party
8 1/2 x 11 crayola portraits
mounted on construction paper
RocksUsto & creW dAmn seXy
enjoy
stacks stacks and more stacks


jason byal has done it again!
to view click here30 x 30 photographs developed on aluminum
10 original works printed in series of 20
$75.oo per
to order contact willywats@gmail.com
Portraits from the Ball - Halloween Masquerade Ball '06

they ate
they drank
they danced
they got freaky
the eXpErienCe - a Halloween of frEaKs


come in and see for yourself...
Freakfurz Halloween Masquerade Ball '06
frEakfuRz are having a little bitty ditty: a HaLLoweEn MasQueRAde BaLL!!!
oh yes they are throwin another bash, and this time it's down and dirty
tuesday OcToBer 31st - 7pm
it's time for your freaky furry tricky treat...

spring sprung, they freaked like rabbits, and a whole new batch is born!!!
dress as your freakiest furz, there's no hiding, you are the event and the freak...
come celebrate some freakfurz inspired art
take over the dance floor while the aerialists do their work and enjoy:
sir heffington and the fingered dancers
skanky interactive photo shoot
s&m performances
furry burlesque bods & side show freaks
not to mention oysters, cupcakes, champagne, a manic shot tender and too much much more...
your gonna want your dollar bills for this one
it's fun for the whole family! ...or not
it's the frEakfurZ Halloween Masquerade Ball!!! ...the best damn web launch in history!
captured, tagged, released... one freakfurz at a time. The Insider Files Are Here.

Since the developed rumors of the U.S. Government's secret testing and creation experiments with animals and freaks alike Willy Wats, in coordination with the WOAstudio, has worked tirelessly, dedicating endless hours, in an effort to catch, tag and release freakfurz in their very unnatural habitat. The rumors of dangerous "Science" related influences on these young innocents has spread across the country. Every day is a race for the impurity of their young plushy souls. In the hopes of discovering and unleashing the truth behind these horrendous acts, detailed records have been kept...
the insider files are here .
frEakfuRz LoOt



frEakfuRz LoOt - frEaky tees ...the last of the one of a kind hand made originals designed by local stencil artist b.A. *10 bucks a piece or best offer. to order email willywats@gmail.com
gaLLeRy of frEakfuRz LoOt
his name is 'Squigs'


he draws in the night... roaming the city streets for the lost and dejected freaks... and with the quick graceful gestures of his hand and ink pen, he can give man spider legs and a fish scales or turn and twist the most horrendous of childhood nightmares into cuddly freakfurz of luv. his name is 'Squigs' you will know him by his illustrations in ink.
adventures of eL
Elanor Godfrey
photo series on paper
10 4x5 original prints
the hook goes where exactly?
lady 'Berlin' wanted in on some good old fashion hog tying and frEakfuRz aim to please... with the help of the lovely and wicked Chanta Rose, lady 'Berlin' was rigged to her hearts content. 'double the plush double the luv' found his/her/their way in on the innocently nasty fun. Photography by Zev Berman. wow!
for more images by the Zev Berman just
bite the freak
"all the better to see you with" a portrait

Elizabeth McFadden - photographer, musician, and fine artist, sent the frEakfurZ a little gift in honor of their first big party. She calls it "all the better to see you with." This original charcoal portrait of little 'oDd-er mE' is something like 18 inches wide and 32 inches tall. She said they could sell it but they like it too much. They hung over their mantel. Before they go to sleep, they like to stare at it and tell scary stories eating their cocroaches and tomboy booger snacks. Thanks Liz
the beast got loose...

...during the freakfurz birth in february '06, brianna's beast got loose, some lil devil backed her into a corner and snapped these.
check em out...
aka "stacks" byal
four 30x30 original prints up closejason byal is six feet, three and a half inches of photographic genius! He has been a comrade to the freakfurz revolucion since its conception... founder of his own art gallery, and married a european supermodel. We love him and you will too... find out more at:
www.moebyal.com
frEakfurZ - Febrary 06 gallery show and opening party



spinning wildly
i am the decrepit freak
tomorrow i'll wake
the day after is always a heart breaking backwards dance. the abundant sugar space looked resentfully naked without our work hanging. the last load packed; erin thrust a boot in my crotch and said, "well, we'll just have to do this again won't we!?!"
sitting here now, i can't help but think we've barely begun. these aren't toys or decorations or funny little gifts to pass around... these are the remembrances of youth mutated by time, your childhood nightmares made huggable... freakfurz are as unique as the eye that makes them beautiful and everyone's got a favorite. best of all, no two favorites are a like; you're probably the only one that likes the one you like, cause you're probably the only one that understands that strange little three headed killer rabbit-donkey within you. so more and more people want one for themselves which means more and more have to be made, born into captivity until the next party sets them free.
for the CoMpLete pHoTo GaLLeRy eXpeRiEnce. . . jUst cLicK herE! 

frEakfurZ hit YouTube - watch out, they'll get cha!
watch the original frEakfurZ video now