Wednesday, August 15, 2007



willy gustavo wats is on a little research adventure to spain, austria, croatia, greece and turkey. don't you worry though, he is with his crazy dank and will soon return to create more madness and cuddles and delicious furzy fun~! in the mean time, enjoy all the photos, videos, art, and stories here on the freakfurz blog. become a freakfurz myspace friend. and check out willywats on youtube.com, hours of videos and subscriber links are sure to entertain!

Thursday, June 14, 2007

FrEakfurZ hit stores!!! On SALE Now at Pull My Daisy - Silverlake


get 'em while their hot, furry and full of fun.

the FrEakfuRz are making their way around this great town of ours...

Pull My Daisy of Silverlake just caught a few.

go release 'em damNit!!!
what you want them to be put to sleep... you inhumane heartless B@$T@#&!
you need a little freakin FrEakfurZ more than anyone!

Pull My Daisy is located at:
3908 W. Sunset Blvd.
cross street - Hyperion Ave.
open - Mon-Sat 11am-7pm; Sun 11am-6pm
but they are going fast so feel free to call ahead.
(323) 663-0608

GO BUY THEM NOW!
...you are getting very spend thirsty.

ok
that's all.
luv,
willy wats

FrEakfurZ hit stores!!!


Uncle Jer's in Los Feliz likes 'em...
in fact they adopted a dozen of those ne'fur'ious freaks, and they are all ON SALE NOW!!!

so go say hi to Uncle Jer himself, rub a frEafurz in the fuz while you're at it and buy one for that special someone who deserves more excitement in their life!

Uncle Jer's is located at:
4459 West Sunset Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90027
open: Mon-Sat 11am-7pm
Sun 12pm-6pm
call for directions... (323) 662-6710

Thursday, January 18, 2007

frEak-o-the-wEek-fuRz


according to the ancient chinese calendar: "2007 is to be the most phenominal and perhaps revolutionary year in history." it has been said for centuries that one day the beasts of this world would join man-kind in a syncronized union of love and harmony; but with a saucy side.

you see 2007 is the year of the boar and snake and horse-baby, the monkey-rooster-dog and the two tailed sheep-bird.

it is the year of fuzzy peace... the year of love and lubricated harmony.

it is the year of the frEak
-fuRz!!!

and we are celebrating with the FREAK-O-THE-WEEK-FURZ... a new creation to start your week off right.

so celebrate the frEak in you, the freAk in mE, tHe fReAk in aLL oF uS!!!

some call 'em art, others call them the deviously sexy creatures of the underworld. we call them frEakfuRz.

they have two heads and five legs and make up the softer fluffier side of your cuddly childhood nightmares... but 'evEryoNe's gOt a faVorIte' - frEakfuRz

find your frEak-o-tHe-weEk-fUrZ here

Friday, December 15, 2006


This woman wants us gone. You'll soon know why...HELP.
-frEakfurZ

fReaKfuRz ABUSE - Animals of Warfare

Dr. A. Talylor of the S.G.T.C.L. has been working tirelessly to warn the public of the dangerous experiments and mutations of animals since he defected from the secret organization in the late 90's... in an effort to subjugate the international war/trade propogation (k102-act18*) the S.G.T.C.L. has illegally been capturing and altering animals and freakfurz alike. Stop the abuse of power now!

investigate the issue yourself.

go to:
animals of warfare

take action!!!

frEakfuRz sIghTings


frEakfurZ are out there... they roam the underground party scene, live on secret baked poppy treats and devour your nasty thoughts. few have been sighted in the light of day but these devious and lovable hybrids surface in the strangest of places and thanks to you their presence is felt.

keep your contributions coming... if you see one roaming about our streets, photograph it, sketch it, stencil it in its place, but for the love of GGGod let us know!

email your frEakfuRz inspired art to willywats@gmail.com and get in with the frEaKs!

coMplEte frEakfuRz sightings gallery hErE!

good one y'all

us fReaKfuRz loVe yoU toO jeNny

"freaKfuRZ isn't just amazing artwork, it is a way of life, a way of dressing,laughing,giving,speaking and life-loving! freaKfurZ is the new world order... get ready... freaKfurZ season is now... and it's freaKfurZ-hot all up in this biatch!
Thank you for changing my freaKfurz-out-look-on-life!Everyone who was lucky enough to be there this Halloween owes you their new freaKfuRZ-world!" --jenny rocksusto

we love you too jenny! we love you and david and all you fReaky furZy frEaks... if we had it our way we would just crawl up in your beds and live out our lives in sweEt nightmarish bliss.

keep your thoughts coming... your hopes and wishes and sexy desires too... some day all the freaks will come out from their hiding spots and we can laugh in sobby eyed and mad, cuddly wails together, amongst the scattered feathers and cup cakes crumbles...

'till then

the bitter sweets of sir heffington and the fingered dancers


if you stayed 'till the bitter sweet... you saw 'sir heffington and the fingered dancers' dance an epic ode: boobies and feathers and hugging, balloons, and girating and chocolate solos with nasty sex dreams of sweaty never endings, until ten tippy toed beg for more ovations brought it all crashing down and we slept filled up and satiated at last.

TeDdy BeAr sKin rUgs


onE of A kInd, hAnd mAde, tWo hEaded TeDdy BeAr sKin rUgs
approximately 7ft x 4 and 1/2ft
reeeAL fAke fUr:
cOw
bEnGaL tIgeR
Zebra
Giraffe
pOLaR bEaR
GriZzly
BrOwn
blAck BeAr $1200.oo per
[NO StUffEd AniMaLs wEre hArmed in the sEwing of thEse Sculptoral crEationS]

'crAp piCtuRes tAken by aN aMateur'

'beaked thing goes to New York' a.k.a. 'crap pictures taken by an amateur'

ryan templeton
4x6 framed prints matted on brown paper. check them out


originals available $10

mOre RocksustO and thAt DaMn SeXy CreW

hold your tongue richard aveton. Rocksusto and cReW DaMn sexy have doubled your elephantitus luv. Rocksusto in coordination with Crew Damn Sexy and newly enlisted stArlet Ryan Templeton shot this series originally intended to be projected at the frEakfurZ mAsQueRade baLL gallA eVent, haLLowEen '06. the full series is here, uncencsored, unedited and commercial free
rocksusto a.k.a. one sexy bitch ass sista from another mista


for more work by the photographer go to: rocksusto.com - get more rocksusto in your life

Thursday, December 14, 2006

the not quite so visions of a child

jmay
the brilliant
autistic
eight year old
electro-engineer
is so
so
so much more
than just a preschooler
and boy did he/she love the party

8 1/2 x 11 crayola portraits
mounted on construction paper

RocksUsto & creW dAmn seXy





enjoy

stacks stacks and more stacks


jason byal has done it again!
to view click here
30 x 30 photographs developed on aluminum
10 original works printed in series of 20
$75.oo per

to order contact willywats@gmail.com

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Portraits from the Ball - Halloween Masquerade Ball '06


they ate
they drank
they danced
they got freaky


the eXpErienCe - a Halloween of frEaKs




come in and see for yourself...

Freakfurz Halloween Masquerade Ball '06

frEakfuRz are having a little bitty ditty: a HaLLoweEn MasQueRAde BaLL!!!

oh yes they are throwin another bash, and this time it's down and dirty
tuesday OcToBer 31st - 7pm

it's time for your freaky furry tricky treat...



spring sprung, they freaked like rabbits, and a whole new batch is born!!!
dress as your freakiest furz, there's no hiding, you are the event and the freak...
come celebrate some freakfurz inspired art
take over the dance floor while the aerialists do their work and enjoy:
sir heffington and the fingered dancers
skanky interactive photo shoot
s&m performances
furry burlesque bods & side show freaks
not to mention oysters, cupcakes, champagne, a manic shot tender and too much much more...
your gonna want your dollar bills for this one

it's fun for the whole family! ...or not

it's the frEakfurZ Halloween Masquerade Ball!!! ...the best damn web launch in history!

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

captured, tagged, released... one freakfurz at a time. The Insider Files Are Here.


Since the developed rumors of the U.S. Government's secret testing and creation experiments with animals and freaks alike Willy Wats, in coordination with the WOAstudio, has worked tirelessly, dedicating endless hours, in an effort to catch, tag and release freakfurz in their very unnatural habitat. The rumors of dangerous "Science" related influences on these young innocents has spread across the country. Every day is a race for the impurity of their young plushy souls. In the hopes of discovering and unleashing the truth behind these horrendous acts, detailed records have been kept... the insider files are here .